- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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