What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

a ginger has a soul

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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