What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Type 2 diabetics

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Watch your lips.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Matt Damon

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

twilight

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Chuck Norris died.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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