Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Do you know what they say? Words

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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