Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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