Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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hi

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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