- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

peter charastabopouloulous

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Dancing Potatoe!

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Joe Biden

penis

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Anti Joke

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