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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Wade's the father

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

the real mccoy

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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