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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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