Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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