- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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