A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Get in the Batmobile.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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