A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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