If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Spinabifita

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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