anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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fart+fart=poop

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Women's rights

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Republicans

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Black people. They are so kind.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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