A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

1+1 =? Too

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Women's Rights.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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