A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

A black guy with his family.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Jason Connor.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Male penises.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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