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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

YOLO MAH BROLO

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

oh hiya come in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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