- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Womens rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Doorbell salesman.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

want a balloon? yeah

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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