A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Hashtag

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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1+1 =? Too

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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