Drunk irish man

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Cancer.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Good boy

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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