I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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drake

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Are you Drew?

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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