- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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