What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Women's rights...

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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