What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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obama's promises

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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