What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Snausages.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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