Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Your time.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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