What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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