Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

you just contradicted yourself.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

1 + 1 = 3

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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