Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Men's Sports

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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why do you care?

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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