Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

123 Main street

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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