So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Womens Rights.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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vbh

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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