i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

she wasn't 18

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

My life :(

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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