Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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mark is mark

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Penisland

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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