How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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american government

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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this is gay

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Iggy Azalea

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whats black? a black man

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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