What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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women's rights

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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