What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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