The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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