If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Win and Beau have no friends

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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