Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Ouch.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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mc hammers income.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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