What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Snausages.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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what happens during a climax apples

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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