- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Women's sports

vagina, hehehehehehehe

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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