Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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