- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Does this napkin chloroform?

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