Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's cold and icy? Ice

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

no

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

you just contradicted yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

I would rape her

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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