Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Spell: “This word”

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Womens rights.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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