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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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