So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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