Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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19th amendment

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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