- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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