- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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