why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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where are you?

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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