What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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