What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What is White over Black? Society.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Twenty-Four

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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