What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Penis

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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