- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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