- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Does this napkin chloroform?

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Are you Drew?

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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