Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Proof reading

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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My name is Harry.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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