Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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my namew is jd

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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