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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

I had sex. Just kidding.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

asian, do math

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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