Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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