A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Anti Joke

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