- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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