- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

I had my period 3 days ago.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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