A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Chicken penis.

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I never asked for this.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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How old is victor? Old

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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