HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why do you care?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Chicken penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

thumb_up thumb_down -3

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I never asked for this.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

69

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops