Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Ted Haggard.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Ouch.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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