- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

liam buchan is gay !

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

obama's promises

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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