Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Michael Brown

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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