Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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