How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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