what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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