Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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