- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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