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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

I've got a dig bick

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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