- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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