What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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