What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Type 2 diabetics

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